
claireoverboard replied to your post: if i could kill one person in this world it would…
omg staaaaahp I was Flo for Halloween!
and you wonder why i dont hug you
if i could kill one person in this world it would definitely be Flo from progressive
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
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why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
dude’s name is vagisodium lmfao
holy shit thats hilarious i had no idea
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tumblr user jessica dilclo crushing people’s dreams

*whispers* hey kid do you wanna go fast
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